Astral Blue

Astral Blue is a classic porn site. The content inside was produced in the ‘80s and ‘90s and distributed by mail until the proprietor was arrested for selling unlicensed videos. He’s out of the clink now and he has situated all his content on a website. He states multiple times on the tour that if you remember fondly what porn was like 20-30 years ago then you’ll love what he has put together. Things were more innocent back then and the women were getting naked because it thrilled them. Most of them were doing it for the first time and the only time. He also managed to photograph and video some seriously famous chicks so it should be fun poking around inside.

The most recent sets greet you upon login and there’s something new every two days. That’s an impressive number by any definition, especially more than half the updates are videos. Along the top of the page you’ll find all the content categories and there’s a list of the models just a click away. If you like you can see all the picture sets and all the videos listed in the order they were added to the site.

The content is high quality across the board. That’s especially impressive when you consider how long ago it was all shot. Some sites take the lazy way out when they’re presenting old content and just make it crappy and low quality when that clearly isn’t necessary. The images default display at 800px and there’s an option to see them in 1600px. It would be nice if you could choose that option at the beginning of the gallery instead of for every individual picture but I can get over that. The only thing the picture sets are missing is a zip file for download.

There are many download options for each video. They list a Flash version like it’s an option but they don’t actually have a Flash video for any of the scenes. Perhaps that’s coming in the future. Instead you can download each scene in WMV to play on your computer or MP4 if you want to go mobile. The highest resolution is 720x548 at 1800kbps and again that’s a lot better than I was expecting given the age of this content. Clearly they preserved the quality of what they were filming and now they’re making it available for everyone that likes old school British porn.

The categories are probably the easiest way to browse the site and they’re particularly good if you’re looking for something specific. There are eight of them to choose from: amateur, hardcore, massager (the massaging vibrator), big tits, Page 3, hairy pussy, lesbians and pornstars. Click a category and you get a list of all the picture sets and videos that have been placed into it. For each scene there’s a preview picture, a title, the date the set was published and a description that lets you know exactly what goes down. Those are particularly helpful if you’re dealing with a video.

There are 130 picture sets and 108 videos at Astral Blue. They’re updating every two days though so those numbers will likely be outdated by the time you read this. The content here feels old school in the best way possible. The girls are all natural and they carry with them an air of innocence that no doubt comes from the time in which they lived. Porn wasn’t so pervasive back then and it wasn’t exclusively the domain of severely screwed up girls looking to get back at their dads. The girls didn’t have to get wicked nasty to pleasure men. They just had to take off their clothes and smile.

The amateur sets at Astral Blue cover a little bit of everything. The qualification is that the girl has to be an unknown. You’ll see fucking and dildo play and sexy solo posing in lingerie. I don’t find the category all that helpful to be honest. The more specific stuff is where the real pleasure lies. There are 11 hardcore sets and these beautiful British babes are certainly well versed in how to make a man feel good. They give great blowjobs and they are passionate when getting fucked. There’s a nice 30 minute video that shows a hot chick with a hairy pussy wearing black stockings and getting fucked by two guys. Almost all the girls here have hairy pussies by the way. They look beautiful with all that overgrowth going on down below.

The massager page holds 25 sets and shows girls pleasuring their pussies in the most powerful way possible. Those toys sell so well because they pack so much punch. They’re big and they vibrate like crazy and they never fail to make the ladies cum. What I like is listening to the moans as they pleasure their pussies. They are obviously getting off and the sounds of it are enough to make a man throb.

If you crave big, old school British tits you’ll find 64 sets. It looks like a D cup is required to get into that category with a few C cups slipping in. Like in the other types of sets the women pose in lingerie and sexy outfits before stripping nude and going about various ways of turning you on with their hot bodies. The 42 sets with Page 3 girls are all impressive because the ladies are well known and you can see why. They’re talented in ways that some girls just can’t muster and they’re usually more beautiful to boot.

The hairy pussy category holds 104 sets and that’s probably not enough since almost all the girls have a whole lot of bush going on around the box. You can assume that almost every set is going to be feature some fuzz around the box. There are 36 sets with lesbian sex and I’m a big fan. The women are sexy and their innocence translates to passion. They’re hooking up because it feels good and the way they kiss, suck titty, caress each other, eat pussy and use dildos to make their bodies cum is just amazing. The pornstars section is much like the Page 3 section in that all the ladies were pornstars or went on to become famous porn sluts in Britain.

Astral Blue is one of the best resources online for old school British porn from the ‘80s and ‘90s. As far as I know it’s all exclusive and I’m certain that the women featured are gorgeous and talented. They have eight categories of hot pornographic action and they fill them with more than 130 picture galleries and 108 videos. They do solo masturbation, lesbian sex and hardcore fucking and they sprinkle in amateur girls and professionals to keep things interesting. You know what kind of content they do here. If that’s what you want then you can count on being impressed. The price is a little high but they’re doing specialist stuff, so that’s how it goes.

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reviewed November 2009