Busty Brits

You know how some days, only a really nice pair of boobs will do? Well, that’s the kind of mood I was in when I went searching for porn recently. Of course, searching for that on Google shows something in the region of 54 million pages so I had to narrow it down a little.

After a little tweaking (if you’ll pardon the pun) I happened across Busty Brits.

The free pages tell you exactly what you’re going to get – natural, British busty girls. The site mentions that there are about 60 models on the site with very regular updates (five a week) and they boast 51,000 pics and over a gig and a half of movies.

The site shows a nice sized pic of most of the models, so you can tell beforehand exactly what you’re going to get. They’re also 100% exclusive to the site, so you know that you’re not going to find a load of bought in content from Eastern Europe or wherever.

Well, there certainly are some cute girls on the site, so I decided to join up.

The first thing you come across is the blog/home page. From here you can navigate pretty much anywhere on the site and view the latest blogs plus the archived editions. The blogs are pretty good and include a number of shots of up-coming shoots and new models to the site.

The main navigation on the site is via the title bar. The first option is the What’s New section and here you’ll find the updates for the current month, with the latest two additions highlighted for easy viewing (a nice touch for regular members). Each shows a good sized thumbnail of the girl or girls in question, the date it was uploaded and the number of pics or the size/length of video each update contains. You also have the archive section which includes all of the previous months dating back to April 2006, i.e. it’s an established site.

Once you’ve chosen a set, you are shown a number of thumbnails and can navigate to other pages of thumbnails in the same set. In older shoots this is simply a ‘page 1, page 2′ type arrangement with your chosen photo opening up in the same window (you’ll have to press back to pick your next photo). Later shoots have had a revamp and you can scroll through using next/previous and first/last buttons, as well as going back to the thumbnail or home pages or simply viewing a slideshow of all the pics. A word of warning, however, a lot of the pics are above the standard UK screen size of 1024×768 so you’ll find yourself scrolling around a little.

I should also say at this point that you won’t find any men included in any of the content. There are some lesbian shoots, lots of girls alone and the occasional bloke lurking in the backstage section (more on that later), but the site makes it clear that ‘you won’t see an erect penis on this site’.

The next main area is the All Models section, listed alphabetically and showing around 70 different girls, which is even more than they claim in the tour. I couldn’t say without counting them all individually, but if the number of models is out of date it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that the number of pics and videos is also higher than they claim. That’s good news for you and me!

There are some familiar names on the site like Adele Stephens, Leah-Jayne, Michelle Thorne, Louise Hodges and Rebekah Dee, but you can be reassured that it is 100% exclusive. Some other big-breast sites seem to be concerned with finding the biggest pair of tits you can fit on screen, but forget about what the models looks like. This site has actually found large breasted women who also look good – a winning combination in my trousers.

One minor qualm with the site is the word ‘natural’ in their advertising. Although the vast majority are as nature intended, there are certainly some enhanced breasts on show too. That’s certainly the exception rather than the rule though, and there are plenty of different shapes and sizes here to please everyone, from 34D to 32JJ (her osteopath must be raking it in).

The next section is called Showcase and is currently under construction. It promises to be a best of the best section with two areas, one chosen by the site administrator (I believe his name is Robin, the damned lucky husband of one of the models, Jan B) and one chosen by the members.

Next up it’s the Backstage section, which comprises behind the scenes pics which never made it onto the site. Here you can view photos of the girls shaving their legs before a set, making themselves up, having a drink or just generally getting ready for a shoot.

On then to the Movies section and there are about 35 girls to choose from with at least one video of each girl. Most of them have at least two videos to choose from and these are often split into part 1, part 2, etc. You can download more than one movie at a time although you are throttled to around 90 – 100kb/s download speed in total. Hence, if you download two at a time, you’ll get around 45-50Kb/s on each, so it’s not the quickest site you’ll ever visit.

The videos fall into three different categories (although you can’t search or list only those in your chosen category): interview, lesbian and solo. The latter includes stripping, masturbation and toy play. They are all 640 x 480, so they’re easily viewable. The sound isn’t great and it certainly isn’t doctored. You can hear doors squeaking, random beeps in the background occasionally and just general background noise. It’s actually quite out of character with the rest of the site. The pics, the site itself and even the movie picture quality are competently done but the sound leaves something to be desired.

As an example, I was watching an interview with Jan and Starr (Nicola). In order to hear them I had to have the sound on reasonably loud. After the first few words were spoken by the girls, my computer was booming out ‘HI NICOLA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?’ I suggest that if you are viewing this sort of stuff and don’t want anyone to overhear, then you should watch with the sound turned off.

The next area on the site is called Outtakes and is a repository for all the pics that didn’t make it onto the site. This overlaps a fair bit with the backstage section in that a good proportion of the pics are of the ‘just before a shoot’ variety, but they’ve also included pics that just didn’t hit the required quality for the full set.

The message board is the next area but it is fairly quiet with only 150 odd posts since it was introduced in April 2007. However, the site owner is a regular contributor so if you have any questions or ideas for the site, he’s more than happy to hear them.

The final two sections are Links and Support. The Support section has an interesting set of FAQs with questions like ‘what camera equipment do you use’. It’s interesting stuff for any photographer and the site welcomes any similar questions.

So the big question: would I recommend Busty Brits?

Undoubtedly yes. It delivers what it promises, namely good looking, large breasted, British girls. There is a lot of content on the site, it’s exclusive and it’s updated regularly. What more could you ask for? Click here to sign up for acess to the members area.



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