British Babes

Jim Slip's UK Street Sluts

Have you ever noticed how pubs are an amazing source of information? Ever wondered how fast a certain car will get to 60? A bloke in the pub will tell you. Need to know the best way to get from one place to another? Guaranteed you’ll have 3 different blokes extolling the virtues of their preferred route.

Pubs are great places then and my local is no different. In fact, I was sitting there a few nights ago having a crafty pint when a mate of mine called and said he’d nip in for a quick pint and say hello.

In he walks twenty minutes later and I introduce him to a couple of blokes I know, at which point he became noticeably quieter. After a little while I asked him what was wrong and he asked me what one of my friend’s names was again.

He was absolutely convinced that my other mate was none other than Jim Slip and he was quite in awe of the guy.

I had to find out more and so, drinks finished and him safely tucked into a cab, I logged on to the site.

Well, the likeness is uncanny, but I can reveal that it isn’t him.

You see, Jim Slip is a guy who goes round London looking for girls in stockings, high heels, short skirts and pretty much anything else that takes his fancy and asks them if they’re interested in his £500 challenge or simply "how much for a shag"

I thought that this looked like an interesting site so I joined up.

The home page shows the latest updates for both photos and movies and also gives you a link to a free site where you can view webcams of some Dutch girls playing, either on their own or together.

Unlike a lot of porn sites with these links where you get one quick free show when they feel like it, Jim Slip’s freebie link does seem to be a continuously rolling webcam site where you choose the girl you want to view and can even interact with them. Actually, when I logged on to check it out, the very first room I went to showed a girl pissing on another girl. It wasn’t the girls boobs or face though, she was having her hair soaked. Quite bizarre those Dutch girls!!

Anyway, I digress, back to Jim Slip’s site.

The photos and videos are separated into two different areas so you can view either one or the other (but there are no links between the two, strangely). They also seem pretty much aligned with around 20 of the 200 videos without a corresponding photo set.

Clicking on the latest movie updates page shows the latest 30 sets and you can click through to the older movies from here too. The photos are set out in the same way but they don’t appear to be stills from the movie, or even taken at the same time – it seems that the pics are taken around the same time, perhaps just after the movie has been filmed. That means that you don’t get any annoying flashes from still cameras during the videos.

There are also some additional bits that aren’t featured in the videos so they do hold their own appeal and are worth checking out. For example, in Shay’s first photo set she has another, older woman come in and stand topless with her, kissing her in one shot. No real idea who she was but it was a rather nice surprise.

You can see all of the photo thumbnails on one page and if you click on one it opens a new tab in your browser with your chosen pic. From here you have the option to scroll through the next and previous shots or close the tab altogether and return to the thumbnail page.

The photos, like the movies, are all high quality and are usually 1200 x 806 pixels so you can easily see every inch of the action. However, this screen size means that you’ll not be able to see the whole pic at the same time unless you have a higher than usual screen resolution.

Again, like the movies, the photos have an ‘out of ten’ rating of the girl provided by Jim himself. However, these don’t really mean a lot because apart from 5 or so girls, they’re all rated 7 and above. One poor girl right at the end of the site (back in 2003) is rated a 4. Obviously, when you get something as stand-out as that, I had to check her out to see what was so bad about her. To be honest, I couldn’t tell you; I didn’t think she was much different from most of the others on the site. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess – I can only imagine that he’s had a bad experience with her.

On to the movies then and you can see a single thumbnail of the girl (or girls) in question along with the date it was uploaded (and the rating again).

The movie is split into a number of parts (typically 5 but sometimes more) and each section has its own thumbnail and the ability to download just that chapter. You also have 3 options for how high the resolution should be; low, high and full.

For those on slower connections, the low quality movie is fine and, at 320 x 340 pixels, you can double the size of the movie playback without losing a huge amount of picture quality. The downloads themselves are pretty quick but I wouldn’t bother trying to do more than one movie at the same time – it does appear possible (sometimes) but for me, certainly, the rest of the site seemed to slow to a stop until one finished.

In terms of the content, it’s fairly similar really. Again, the premise is that he meets these girls on the street and offers them money to fuck him, so you’re not likely to see some of the more extreme ‘niches’ that some other sites offer. What Jim Slip offers is straight forward fucking – in the ass, in the pussy and, of course, a fair splattering of oral too.

I do have one concern, though, and it’s a fairy big one in relation to the whole point of the site.

You see Jim’s dick. A lot. The thing is, the only thing you ever see wrapped around Jim’s cock is a girl – there are no condoms used at all.

Now I don’t know about you, but if I was a woman and someone said ‘here’s £500 for you to fuck me’ I’d be quite offended. Even if I was quite excited about it and wanted to earn the money, I’d be hugely concerned that the resulting fuck was going to be videoed, photographed and put on a website for people to see for the rest of eternity.

Now, let’s say that I was a complete exhibitionist and happy to have my bits shown around the world, if someone said ‘no condoms’, I can’t conceive of anyone but the truly destitute who would say yes.

Therein lies the annoying bit. The whole theme of the site, I believe, is a sham. I don’t believe for a second that these girls aren’t paid porn stars – they are just acting as if they’re Jane Doe (to coin an American term) straight off the street. This is backed up by the fact that internationally renowned porn star Ashley Long is one of his early conquests.

If, like me, you don’t believe the theme then it becomes just another porn site where one guy fucks lots of girls.

And, so I guess that forms the basis of the recommendation. If you can see past the fact that it’s almost certainly porn actresses trying to live up to the second half of their title then it’s a decent site, updated on a weekly basis with exclusive content then it’s a good site. Conversely, if you are looking for real amateurs shagging for the first time in front of professional setups with a seasoned male porn star then you will be disappointed. Check it out for yourself here.

reviewed April 2009