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There are 15 picture galleries and they’re all listed on one page with a tasty picture of the two chicks
to help you choose which set is going to please you the most. From the looks of things several of the
models have done multiple sets. I see a lot of familiar faces in the image set selection. You can grab
the picture galleries in a zip file if you’d like or you can use the annoying image browsing system. The
pictures are in a nice thumbnailed gallery. You click a thumbnail and then you see a slightly bigger thumbnail.
You click that picture and then you get the full sized image. What’s the point of having to click the
image twice? Is it just to piss me off? It worked. I’d just as soon download the zip files and browse
on my computer.
The picture galleries are notable because they each feature two beautiful young British women. What they
don’t feature is lesbian sex of any kind. The girls are wearing something sexy as they pose next to each
other. Most of the sets feature babes in lingerie but there’s one with two chicks in a nurse outfit and
another with the ladies posing as schoolgirls. The models are exceptionally attractive and they look terrific
posing together. The naughtiest thing they do together is lick a little nipple. The kisses are weak as
hell. It’s more like girls pressing their lips together, not an exchange of mutual passion via the tongue.
In some of the image sets the girls don’t do anything but stand next to each other in their lingerie.
It’s inexplicable when you consider how the site was marketed.
The full size images are beautiful though. At 1600 pixels they look fantastic and the photography is
always good. You’re not going to spot any blurring or crappy lighting. Instead you’re allowed to appreciate
how attractive the young ladies are. Although if you actually paid for the site you might be overcome
with rage that they’re not doing more than looking at each other or half heartedly kissing. The videos
are DVD quality at 720 x 576 and 3000kbps. Downloads were quick for me, although they do a miserable job
of presenting the clips. You get one small screenshot and you have to click on it to download. No titles,
no descriptions and no more than that one little picture to help you decide if you want to download the
scene.
There are only seven videos and, since it appears that Lesbo
Brits is done updating, that’s all you’ll get. Most of the videos are 3 - 4 minutes long, which does
not give them enough time to do anything. The picture galleries were disappointing in their lack of lesbian
interaction, but to me the videos are even more frustrating. The people behind this site should be embarrassed
for how they presented it. To call it lesbian content is an insult to lesbians all over the world. The
best thing you’ll see in the videos is a tongue licking a nipple as if it were radioactive.
These are the most dispassionate lesbian videos I’ve ever seen. The girls barely make any noise, they don’t put any effort into the kissing and they don’t even really caress each other. Girl on girl porn is supposed to be sexy and sensual and this stuff is completely neutered of anything interesting. The kissing is the worst part. Instead of using their tongues and running their hands over each other the girls slowly move their pursed lips together and touch before pulling away quickly. It’s just awful. There’s almost no redeeming value to the content.
The fact that they’re asking $29.99 for 30 days of access and giving you 15 picture galleries and 7 videos
that feature almost no lesbian sex is a criminal act. The six bonus sites are the only reason you’ll feel
like you haven’t completely thrown away your money. All the sites employ the same frustrating picture
gallery program that makes you click twice before you get the full sized image. Some are just as small
and lazy as Lesbo
Brits as well. You get access to six sites for the price of one though, so it’s easy to see where
someone could think they were getting a good deal.
I don’t really understand why someone would even produce Lesbo
Brits. What’s the point of a site like this? Did they have the content just laying around and they
wanted to do something with it that might generate a little money? This is not a lesbian site. The girls
aren’t fooling with each other. The girls are basically modeling side by side. Sometimes they kiss in
the weakest and most dispassionate way I’ve ever seen and sometimes they’ll touch each other’s tits. That’s
about it though. Why on earth would you spend money on that? Even the bonus sites don’t save this collection
of smut from being dreadful.
reviewed November 2009
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