British Babes

How They Rate

We haven't added a marking system to our adult website reviews, as in our opinion that kind of one-size-fits-all approach doesn't work too well. However, if you're too busy or too eager to read the reviews in full, here is a synopsis of what we've found.

Get in there, my son!

Sites we recommend without reservation for a great porn surfing experience.

Passion UK: "unlike one or two of the other 'fetish' sites, Passion has no qualms in getting naked and having steamy sex, so you won't be disappointed here. She's happy to use toys on herself and can often be found bound up or getting spanked, but always in very nice outfits and always looking as if she's having a blast" (January 2008).

UK Nymphos: "these are great movies. The videos are crystal clear and the participants are almost always smoking hot. The ratio of hot to not is high. There are so many great scenes that I've had a hard time picking my favourites" (November 2007).

Lady Sonia: "there's a reason Lady Sonia has built her site into such a popular destination. She's dedicated herself to producing quality fetish and MILF oriented porn for years and she continues to do so every month. There are more than 250 full length videos and 300 picture galleries to keep you busy. Most of all it's clear that Sonia appreciates her members and will do anything to keep you around. I just finished browsing the forum and I was amazed at how willing she is to take requests and make them a reality. There's no question that this site is worth the money" (October 2007).

Real Punting: "Although I was sceptical about these girls actually being escorts at first I am now a huge fan of Real Punting. It's just really hot to me that they're filming actual escorts doing their jobs. If you happen to be in England you can actually live one of these videos by booking an appointment for a hot fuck. My admiration for the site also stems from the quality of their content and the many options provided to you for viewing the videos" (September 2007).

Simon Scans: "one of the oldest, most popular sites of its kind. They focus on the artistic side of nude modelling, featuring good looking young babes posing nude and playing with themselves. They update on a daily basis (or very near there) and bring you quality content with each update. It's clear that Simon and his cohorts are fully dedicated to providing a top notch experience for their members, which translates into a can't miss site" (September 2007).

Rebekah Dee: "a quality solo babe experience. Unlike some solo models Rebekah interacts with her audience whenever possible, including contributing to her forum and leaving plenty of notes on her site. She writes about each photo gallery and video set, personalising everything to make it a little sexier. She also does a webcam show at least once a week and has a huge archive that you can refer to at any time. I really like this site and, if you like Rebekah, you will too" (July 2007).

Nylon Stocking Sluts: "easily one of the best stocking fetish sites I've come across. The girls are attractive, the stockings are very sexy and the site is still updated every week. In a years time this will be a juggernaut of fetish content; as it is there's enough content to last you months" (June 2007).

Busty Britain: "the technical merits of Busty Britain are great, but that's all meaningless if the content doesn't come through. Thankfully, they got that part right as well" (May 2007).

Nicki Lewis: "I still find myself longing for more. Nicki's incredibly beautiful and sophisticated and I can't help but want to spend a little more time with her. I have a feeling anyone who enters her site will feel the same way, so make sure you have some time set aside and then enjoy" (May 2007).

Only Tease: "one of the web's finest sites. Everything is flawlessly executed, from the models to the outfits to the frequency of updates. I've reviewed and enjoyed a number of adult sites in my life, but there's only one site that I call my favourite" (April 2007).

You may like it, we did

Sites we've enjoyed reviewing with minor reservations. Well worth visiting for a look at the tour and, if you find it floats your boat, at least one month's membership.

British Hot Girls: "the girls are stunning and they have exclusive content by very well known names. The site has a few niggles and a few areas which could do with tweaking or building up, but if you're a fan of British babes it's well worth a punt" (January 2008).

I Want 2 B A Pornstar: "the content itself is far removed from the polished professional versions that you see on most sites. A fair proportion is recorded on mobile phones and even more on their bedroom webcams (sometimes with the washing on the radiator behind them), but that's the joy of amateurs. It could easily be your next door neighbour" (November 2007).

UK Glamour Starlets: "I have complaints, but that doesn't mean I don't love UK Glamour Starlets. I do love the site, very much in fact, and I think you'll love it too. This is especially true if you like chicks in latex and leather, but more than anything this site is carried by the beauty of the models. These girls are the definition of glamorous and they do a great job of entertaining. Take a look at the tour and if you like what you see you should join because the member's area comes through in a big way" (October 2007).

English MILF: "Daniella's site is all about fantasy and she's not going to bore you with pictures of her stripping out of a pair of jeans or a t-shirt. Instead she's going to be the slutty nurse that helps her patient back to health by sucking his dick or the dominant babe in a vinyl dress with a riding crop in her hand. That's the kind of sex this babe brings to the table and I can only imagine how much fun it would be to date her" (August 2007).

Michelle's Bedroom: "costs $29.98 a month, and the only question you need answered is whether or not that's worth it. It hinges largely on whether or not you dig Michelle. I'm totally in love with her so I think it would be worth spending that kind of money on checking her out. It doesn't look like the site is ever updated though, so you're probably not going to stick around for more than a month" (July 2007).

Babes UK: "most of my complaints are caused by the laziness of the site's producers. A few customisation options here and there would mean a little more time investment on their part, but it would make the site multitudes better. However, the plethora of bonus content makes joining a worthwhile endeavour that will keep you swimming in porn for years" (February 2007).

You may like it, we didn't

These sites didn't do it for our reviewers, but it might be different for you. Check the review, surf the tour and make up your own mind.

Amazing Astrid: "I can't recommend the site personally as I'm not really a big lover of stockings and tights, especially when they're focused on to such an extent. However, if you do like these things you'll be in your element - if you know the difference in your deniers then you'll love it" (December 2007).

In Bed With Faith: "so would I recommend paying the monthly fee? If I was a real Faith fan then yes. If you're a big boob fan, then maybe. If you're not in either of these two groups of people, save your money" (December 2007).

UK Pussy Talk: "this is a fan site dedicated to the niche market of interviews with pornstars. If you're a real fan of a porn star listed on the site then I suppose it'd be quite nice to watch an interview with them talking about their lives, their fantasies and so on. For everyone else then this would probably be a little boring" (November 2007).

Suburban Amateurs: "the greatest strength of Suburban Amateurs is the sheer volume of content they've produced over the years. There are hundreds and hundreds of picture galleries and downloadable videos and the number keeps growing. The only downside is that some of the girls really aren't good looking enough to be on the site" (June 2007).

Lana Cox: "despite my complaints I think Lana's site is worth a one month membership if you like the way she looks in the preview content. If the videos were downloadable I would be more enthusiastic, but since they're not, and the resolution isn't great, I can't recommend that you go out immediately and sign up. You should give the free tour a test drive though" (April 2007).

Alicia Rhodes: "my experience with Alicia Rhodes' site was good, but not what I've come to expect from solo babe sites. I've seen tons in my time and there are plenty that have been done better than this one" (January 2007).

Avoid at all costs - you have been warned!

Why anyone bothers to slap together stuff like this is beyond our ken. If you enjoy rubber necking on the motorway, you might want to visit these sites. On the other hand, if you have a modicum of self-respect you'll keep your distance.

UK Student House: "does anyone know which college course the internationally famous porn star Angel Long is on? If that isn't a good indication that UK Student House doesn't actually feature students, I don't know what is. It's standard porn fare" (December 2007).

Rude Birds: "there's no instant gratification here. There isn't even a streaming option or any photo sets to look at while you're waiting. Overall it's very poor" (November 2007).

British Babes: "the member's area is alarmingly devoid of content and for $19.99 it isn't just expensive, it's highway robbery. Not only that, it's unclear when - if ever - the site is updated" (March 2007).