British Babes

Suburban Sluts

Have you ever spotted a hottie in your neighbourhood and wondered what she would look like naked? If you're a man then chances are good this has happened hundreds, if not thousands of times in your life.

At Suburban Sluts they find those girls and they put them on camera getting nude and naughty for the pleasure of all the guys in the audience. They're British babes and they're beautiful. They pose in all kinds of sexy outfits and all types of lingerie. The tour presents you with a ton of information and some free samples, so I recommend you pay them a visit before reading the rest of the review to get some idea of what the site is about.

When you visit the member's area you'll notice it looks awfully similar to the tour. They've stuck with the same basic design including the collage of pictures on the left side of the page. In the middle you'll see all the content options. Up top there are the photo and video galleries, which are the meat of the site where you'll see what was advertised. They also have adult stories, archives of old photos starring British amateurs and links to the bonus content they've secured to make your membership far more valuable.

The site needs a lot of help in the navigation department. They have lots of models and lots of different types of content, but they don't make it easy to get to any of it because the only way to browse the picture galleries and videos is by model. They need a search function where you can choose what you want to see. If you want to see girls in French maid's outfits you should be able to check a box for that and have all the results come up with the click of a button. This isn't a huge site so it wouldn't be all that difficult to pull off. They'd just have to go through the content and categorise it all. It's a genuine shame they haven't done so, because it makes flipping through the goodies a pain.

The other problem is that the content looks really old. They advertise daily updates but I would be shocked if they were still adding fresh content based on how old the picture galleries look and how low resolution the videos are. It's kind of hard to explain until you've actually seen the images but they all look kind of musty. The colours aren't vibrant; it looks like they were shot with a conventional camera and then scanned in, although that's just speculation. What I know is that they don't look nearly as good as other sites with fresher content. They display at 800px and the videos are 352 x 288 and only 450kbps, which is terrible.

Clearly the content quality isn't where it should be at Suburban Sluts. The site still has quite a bit of value despite those flaws. It starts with the women, most of whom are beautiful. Most are amateurs in the sense that you're not going to be familiar with them and that's good enough for me, although tthere are a few famous faces in the mix. Some are beautiful in a centrefold kind of way, a few look like supermodels and some look like hot housewives. It's pretty much what they promised on the tour: wives and girlfriends showing off on camera.

The beautiful babes are put into all sorts of outfits for their picture galleries and videos and the content is largely solo with a dash of lesbian and hardcore thrown in for flavouring every now and then. They have more than 700 photo galleries and 150 videos to choose from with more than 75 models starring in them. The models wear lingerie, sexy dresses, stockings, pantyhose, costumes and typical housewife outfits on occasion.

Every gallery offers something different and that's the real strength. They don't repeat outfits and they always come up with something fresh and terrifically sexy to amaze and arouse you. Some of my favourite sets are the ones where they put the Suburban Sluts in gorgeous, elegant dresses that include satin gloves. It's like they're heading out on the town for a night of fun, but they're just getting naked in front of the camera.

You won't know until you click on the model how many sets she's done but there are a few that have produced a ton of content. Red, a hot redhead with big tits has 24 picture galleries to her name. She does some pretty kinky stuff too. Michelle, a busty and beautiful blonde has nine picture galleries and eight videos. There's one very hot video where she fools around with another girl as they're both posing in bras and sexy satin slips. It was the slips that really turned me on in that scene. A good piece of satin caressing a soft and sexy body is always a welcome sight.

The solo content sets are all striptease and masturbation affairs. The girls are sensual in front of the camera and they know how to put on a show. They feel comfortable in their outfits and they look good. They pose and dance and strip and when they're naked they can't help but play. In the videos you'll get to hear some moaning and dirty talk, but they're so low quality it's hard to enjoy the audio component. I wish they had done just a little more work to make those movies better. The hardcore and lesbian scenes are pretty much what you'd expect but there aren't many of them, so don't join the site just to see them.

Despite the positives Suburban Sluts just isn't a very good site. They ask $30 for a month's subscription and in the main member's area they don't really deliver great value for that. It looks like the site hasn't been updated in years and if it has they're not shooting new content so everything looks stale. The site is still worth joining though and that's because you get access to several bonus areas. The first is called Suburban Amateurs and it's a lot like this site but better. The girls are better looking and the content is really fresh. Once you compare the sites you'll understand what I mean when I say Suburban Sluts looks old and musty.

You also get access to a big collection of Viv Thomas content. I don't know if you're familiar with Viv's work but he makes the finest porn I've ever seen. It's high quality stuff with the sexiest models on the planet and the lesbian action is the best in the world. The kissing is so intense and passionate you might not even make it to the pussy eating and fingering. I'd join for the Viv Thomas stuff alone. There are two hardcore sites and another that does softcore content. The bonus video is all streaming but it's well implemented and high quality, not shitty like some sites.

When you throw in the bonus sites it actually makes the site well worth joining. I'd just ignore most of the Suburban Sluts stuff and move right into the extras.

reviewed October 2009