UK Nymphos

The tagline for UK Nymphos is 100% exclusive British slut movies, which I like because it's so direct and to the point. There are British babes getting fucked here and they love it.

The tour makes this point very well as they offer you free sample videos and pictures from the most recent updates. One thing that seems clear is that they've managed to find a number of really hot babes to fill their member's area. There doesn't appear to be an ugly duckling in the bunch, which always gets me excited to see what the member's area offers.

Sadly, the first thing that stands out about the member's area is the poor quality of the design. They've chosen a bright blue colour for the background and it's burning my retinas a little bit, although it's better than if they had chosen red or yellow. The navigation is exceedingly simple, but it's intuitive and easy to use, so you won't get lost or confused. The real problem with a bad design is that it instantly makes you question whether or not the entire site is a wash. Rest assured, that's not the case with UK Nymphos.

The content has been divided into pictures and videos, both of which have separate pages. The picture galleries are well organised and simple to browse. They have the galleries, of which there are 85, spread out over six pages. Each has a small thumbnailed preview picture so it's easy to choose which girl you like best and start browsing her gallery. The content ranges from hardcore sex to lesbian licking to solo babes playing, although the majority of it is in the latter category.

The problem I have with the image galleries is the varying quality of the images. Some are high resolution and crystal clear and others are so small they're barely bigger than the thumbnail. What that says to me is that they're not shooting the content themselves and are instead buying it from a content provider and throwing it up without much care. This is only a minor quibble though because the real focus of UK Nymphos is the video content; the pictures are more of an afterthought or bonus.

There are more than 120 videos at UK Nymphos and they're all full length scenes featuring some really hot action. Browsing your choices and picking a movie is simple and they've gone above and beyond when providing you with preview images and info on the scene. There are seven small images that accompany each movie so you can have a clear idea of what you'll see if you commit to downloading. They also offer a short description, although those typically aren't well written and add little to the experience.

They could have done a little more with the download options. As it stands you have two choices: grab the full scene in full size, which will be 300-400mb in most cases, or download it in a reduced size, which is typically half the megabytes of the big boy. Even those of you with incredibly fast connections will have to wait for quite some time before you're watching a video, especially since it's well worth downloading the large files for the 640x480 display resolution.

That being said, these are great movies and it's worth the extra time to download them. Most scenes feature hardcore guy-girl sex, with the exception of a few girl-girl clips. The videos are crystal clear and the participants are almost always smoking hot. The ratio of hot to not is quite high. I guess the UK is overflowing with good looking babes. There are so many great scenes that I've had a hard time picking my favourites, but there are a few that I found most interesting.

The first scene I loved is called Nympho's Foursome. It features two cute blonde babes enjoying the love of two well hung guys. I like the scene because two is always better than one and because they do some fun stuff. There's one part where one girl is getting fucked doggy style while making out with her lovely blonde friend. Then they both get on their hands and knees and wiggle their asses back and forth looking for a fuck. It's really hot.

Another scene I enjoyed, and this one was my favourite, is called Nympho Policewoman #2. The woman is one of the most beautiful the site has to offer and her kick ass attitude is a turn on. When she drops to her knees and begins sucking dick I guarantee you'll tingle with delight and desire. I also loved the fact that she was wearing lace topped black stockings and black high heels that made her legs look simply amazing. What a beautiful babe.

The content doesn't end with the video galleries; they also have a section of erotic stories all about nympho babes. Many of them feature the slut wife theme, which is a very popular one in both writing and video and the real world for that matter. It's better to live it out in fantasy though, which is why you should peruse the sixteen stories they have for you. Your membership also gives you access to another site starring women from outside the UK. They're just as beautiful and just as horny.

One thing that's not clear is how often UK Nymphos is updated. They have a page that lists the latest movie but there's no date. However, with more than 100 full length videos to be downloaded there's no need to panic about a lack of updates. That much content should keep you busy for months, if not longer. This isn't one of those sites where you're going to skip over a bunch of videos because of their low quality; every video is of the utmost quality and you'll no doubt be pleased by what you see. I highly recommend a membership.

reviewed November 2007