UK Road Trips

Have you ever been in a car when your missus feels a little horny? Well, I’ve been the lucky recipient of that recently, driving down the M1 and talking dirty with the other half. She was getting into it and started playing with herself.

After a few minutes of getting worked up she decided that she needed to help me out a little and so leant across the handbrake and started playing with me as well. I’ll spare you the details of what happened next. Suffice to say that I was pleased I managed to keep control of the car!

Anyway, after we’d driven on down the road a little way, my missus started wondering about anyone else doing the same thing while driving and which vehicle would be best. Eventually we decided that a big camper van would be ideal as you could pretty much do anything you liked in the back while someone was driving along.

Luckily for Super Marino, that’s exactly what he’s got – a large, converted camper-type van in which he and his crew drive around the country, picking up women and fucking them as they’re driving.

The name of the site is UK Road Trips and he’s travelled around the UK doing this, meeting lots of women on the way. Quite often he’ll also be found in hotel rooms, on a ferry, in a rented out lap dancing club or what have you, but the van does feature quite a bit and there are plenty of girls being fucked in the back while they’re driving down the motorway.

This is the same team behind the similarly named programmes on Television X and The Adult Channel in the past (in case you were wondering) and it features the same crew. In fact, a quick internet search also showed that the full movies can also be purchased in all good sex shops, though strangely not through the site itself.

So, a group of guys visiting an area and fucking a load of girls on their days away - that’s the idea behind the site and it’s a fairly well put together offering. The home page shows the latest 10 trips, a link to all the photos on the site (taken around the same time as the video) and a link to a bonus webcam site.

Unlike some other sites, this actually is a bonus as you can see and interact with girls on a 24 hour basis. Admittedly it’s a very small choice (no more than about 10 girls on at the same time) and they’re all based in some kind of battery-farmed operation in Holland; it’s not unusual to see one of the girls walking out of her own ‘room’ only to appear five seconds later in another room.

Anyway, the option is there if you want to choose it, but it’s not really any connection to the UK Road Trips site – certainly the girls don’t appear on both sites.

The photos section from the home page shows all of the sets that you can view, starting with the latest 12 to be added along with the option to view more, older sets.

Although the photos and vids were taken at the same time they don’t tie up directly with the movies – there are about twice as many movie sets as photo ones. In factt they’ve added about 15 movies since the last photo set was added.

Okay, well on to the movies then as they seem to be the main thrust of the site.

There are about 100 to choose from and they’re from various different cities around the UK (well, England and Newport) plus a number of vids and photo sets from St Tropez.

It sounds very exotic but they certainly get their money’s worth. In addition to the van, they seem to use each distinctive location for at least a couple of videos. For example, the lap dancing club is used in at least two videos, featuring two sets of completely different girls. You get the feeling that these are crammed into the same day (wouldn’t you just love that kind of ‘long, hard day’?)

Clicking on any of the movies shows you three different ‘scenes’ for that road trip, a description of the action plus the ability to download each of the scenes in one of three resolutions: low, high and full.

The lowest resolution is fine for viewing and doubling the screen size from the standard 320 x 240 pixels won’t make the picture quality too abysmal. Taking one random movie as a benchmark, the low quality version is 36 mb in size, the high is 75 mb and the full screen is 160 mb, so you can judge for yourself how long things are likely to take with your broadband connection.

There is a fair bit of variation in the action too, with most involving Marino and 2 girls together but there are also a good number of one on one fucks and some group sessions where Marino’s mates have some fun too. In fact, there are some movies where Marino isn’t there at all but I guess that won’t really be a big factor in whether you’ll be joining the site or not!

You’ll usually find that the cumshots are facials and there is plenty of anal and oral to accompany the straightforward vaginal sex.

At this juncture, I must mention the filenames. Every single movie download is, unhelpfully, entitled ‘Clip’. This, of course, means that every time you go to save one of them, you have to choose another name for the file you wish to download. In case the webmasters are reading this, surely it’s not too much of a hardship for you to choose a descriptive name for these files – something like “Nottingham1_scene1_low” would be just fine.

The girls are all porn actresses although probably not the big named international ones you might expect. That said, you do have people like Angel Long and Alicia Rhodes on the site as well as a few others but they’re very much the exception rather than the norm.

So the recommendation and it’s just about a yes for Super Marino and his UK Road Trips.

The content is all exclusive (all movies stamped with the site name) and there is a new movie added every week or so. That’s not exactly generous hence the just about comment in the previous paragraph.

There’s nothing much else to keep you coming back for more, no interaction, competitions or whatever, but if you’re just after some good quality porn for £15 a month then you can do worse.

reviewed April 2009